I would never consider myself a gamer. There are video games that I love to play and some that I've beaten multiple times over. I'm just not the kind that buys all the crap to hook my games up to the internet and puts on a headset to yell "Left! Left! Left! Left! FIRE FIRE FIRE! Nice kill Slayerfan85!". I play the nintendo stuff; the RPGs and Mario type games that have happy music and lots of colors. I guess there may be a few exceptions but you'll notice some trends when you read the list.
13. Mario Party (All Versions)
These games are so much fun. They spanned 4 different platforms as far as I'm aware (N64, GC, Wii, DS). It was a wonderful idea to put a board game on a gaming system and with like 9 versions, it's pretty obvious they've been successful. I haven't played every one but I liked all the ones I did play. I especially enjoyed the Mario Party DS wireless gameplay mode where 4 people with DS systems could play using one game cartridge. I got a game of 4 going on our geology field trip to Canada last year!
Not on'y did I beat it fo you dare shaboo, I got mahself a new record.
This is my oddball of the list. I really did like the original N64 Goldeneye a lot, but to me this game is an improvement on the classic. The name my best friend and I use when we play wirelessly is "Sarah Palin". We wonder how many twenty-somethings across the country now think of the jerk that shot them from behind when they see her on TV.
Bond was killed by BootySweat.
11. Quest 64 (N64)I doubt many people played or even remember this game. When I first played it, the idea seemed very appealing. You are a young character named Brian (go figure) and you travel across a land that resembles Ireland. You destroy monsters all over the place, and gain experience. You use this experience to continue leveling up one of the 4 elemental powers you possess. In this way your character was somewhat customizable. What I think appealed to me most was that you never really stop getting more powerful. If you just keep battling, you just keep getting ridiculously stronger; you get to a point where every enemy can be killed by a single blow. At that point, the game isn't really fun anymore but getting there is.
The boss of the game was a purple, body-building, bunny rabbit.
10. Mario Kart Wii (Wii)
Mario Kart! I seriously doubt that there is anyone who can say something bad about Mario Kart. This game is my favorite multiplayer game and my favorite racing game. With the wii version came the online mode where you could race up to 12 people all over the world. Winning is insanely gratifying and yet, getting struck by the unavoidable blue shell right near the end will send anyone into a shouting, table flipping, rampage.
Blue Shells: The number one cause of foul language on planet Earth.
Star Fox 64 is my favorite short game. I say short because in the world of video games, beating the game in an hour or less is considered short. It was a very fun game to beat though because you could take different paths and different levels to get to the boss. Star Fox 64 was also known for having some of the most annoying in game characters ever: Slippy Toad who had a voice that was just high and annoying, and Falco, the bird that constantly criticizes you.
Also the origin of one of the most overused phrases and an awful piece of advice.
Mario, on a tropical island, full of fruit. It's like two trucks full of skittles crashed at the gay pride parade on the sunniest day of the year. Oh, and you have a jetpack. If that doesn't have you sold on playing this game, how about this:
That's right, you can make Mario look like a typical chubby tourist.
I never played the first Mario Galaxy game but I heard a ton of good things about it so I decided to get the second one when it came out. What a worthwhile purchase it was. This game is without a doubt, the best game for the Wii. You never really know how gravity will work in each level, you just have to play around.
Dash Pepper!
One thing I never understood about this game was why they made everything 2D in a 3D game. I do love it though, it makes the game unique but they don't really do much with the fact that Mario is 2D. This game is great for a number of reasons. For one thing, battles are fought in a format similar to Pokemon and would give you experience. Another awesome aspect of the game was it's fun dialogue and comic moments. This game wants you to thoroughly enjoy it.
This dude was balls hard to beat
This game typically makes the top 5 on any best games of all time list. It is fantastic in every sense, from gameplay, to story, to music, to comedy. It was pretty challenging as kid but now after beating it countless times, I can breeze through it.
Stupid witches
Unlike most folks, I find Majora's Mask to be superior to Ocarina of Time. The game is a direct sequel and incorporates the factor of time into the game. It was definitely way more challenging than Ocarina was and I feel like the stories were more interesting. Unlike Ocarina, the game had a lot of side quests which were great when you weren't in the mood to do one of the challenging temples.
When the clock hits midnight on day three, the Moon falls into the Earth
If I had to pick my favorite version, it would probably be Soul Silver followed closely by White. However, since I like almost all of them, my list would be twice as long if not for combining them all into one category. Pokemon is incredible. Each person who plays chooses their own unique Pokemon with their own unique move sets and battles uses different strategies. You could play through the game thousands of times and each time it would be different.
Seriously, you are choosing to use 6 Pokemon out of 646 different kinds. Choose wisely.
Remember back when I said the first Paper Mario was awesome because if the comic dialogue and Pokemon style battling system but unfortunately the game didn't really do much with the "paper" idea? Well in this game, we find Mario on an even bigger adventure with more moves, bigger battling systems, and a huge story full of hilarious dialogue that will keep you laughing constantly. Also, the makers finally decided that, "Mario is made of paper, lets give him the physics of paper." Now we have a mario that can form into a tube and roll, or fold into a plane and fly, or fold into a boat and float, or turn sidewise into a single one-dimensional line. I don't think I've ever enjoyed playing a game so much as this one.
I almost never see video game commercials in the USA. We should have more.
My favorite game of all time is in fact Wind Waker. From the day I first got this game, I knew this was my favorite game ever. Unlike previous Zelda games, this game was cartoony, comical, and colorful. At the same time, the story was very serious and more emotional than the others. The characters were all more deep than ever before, and many even had definable personalities. The cell-shading art of the game is really beautiful and well done making the game very easy on the eyes. Also, you have a freaking boat and you get to sail it around this massive sea discovering islands and solving mysteries while hunting treasure and fighting bad guys.
I want to play this game so bad right now
Majora's Mask was harrrrrrrd X[
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